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DDWF
Oct 19, 2008 15:29:15 GMT 1
Post by JP on Oct 19, 2008 15:29:15 GMT 1
The Honky Tonky Man is calling out any DDWF (Dragons Den Wrestling Federation) superstar to challenge them to a match tonight...
*The crowd looks at the titantron in anticipation*
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DDWF
Oct 21, 2008 17:21:06 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 21, 2008 17:21:06 GMT 1
Honky Tonk Man, I wish to except your challenge and stomp a mud pie out of you and then become the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all of the time. Just not a tonight.
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DDWF
Oct 21, 2008 17:31:35 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 21, 2008 17:31:35 GMT 1
I would but I got my mind on my money and my money on my beer  |
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DDWF
Oct 21, 2008 17:46:19 GMT 1
Post by JP on Oct 21, 2008 17:46:19 GMT 1
Santino, you come out here and you run your mouth..
The Honky Tonky Man challenges you to a cage match!!
....Oh, and you can put your Intercontinental Title on the line jabroni.
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DDWF
Oct 22, 2008 16:29:13 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 22, 2008 16:29:13 GMT 1
What a makes you think you are a worthy opponant for my Intercontinental Championship?You impersonate a man who a died on the toilet. The match can wait, tonight I challenge you to a sing off. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lV1T25bXjVw&feature=relatedLets see what you have got Honky Tonky Man. |
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DDWF
Oct 22, 2008 19:03:41 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 22, 2008 19:03:41 GMT 1
Lovin' this guys.
More please
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DDWF
Oct 22, 2008 19:49:30 GMT 1
Post by JP on Oct 22, 2008 19:49:30 GMT 1
Miss Marella, one of my many millions of fans recorded me at a show recently, here's a recap: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1ybgGqIOAnUI'm cool, i'm bad... AND i still want that belt that sits undeservadley around your fat waist. I'll ask one more time, if you do not accept, i will have to take matters into my own hands. This is a preview of how our title match would end: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=brKTqN2YlsYCOOL, COCKY AND BAAAADD!! |
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DDWF
Oct 23, 2008 15:47:42 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 23, 2008 15:47:42 GMT 1
The lasta time a washed up old has been messed with Santino Marella he was taughted a lesson. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oTl7SKwb0If you don't want to suffer the same fate I suggest a you shut up a your face. |
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DDWF
Oct 23, 2008 19:22:57 GMT 1
Post by PW on Oct 23, 2008 19:22:57 GMT 1
You amateurs. ;D
If we're going to have a forum thread where we pretend to be wrestlers, or have the federation going, then at least make up our own personalities and storylines. It could be fun.
So:
*the arena is black, and suddenly PW's face appears on the screen."
Hey. I'm PW. I got one question.
Can someone please explain in the name of holy blue hell why this is on the board, and why two people are trying to give it some?
It's quite simple, people.
I was raised in the streets of Styvechale, but don't let that fool you. Kentish blood runs in my veins. And we've been feared for our fighting by the Germans, the Romans, the Saxons, the Vikings...
We are the kings of this damn country...
And me? You don't know me yet, but you soon will do. I'm the Beast from the (South) East, and I'll take you both on. Anywhere, any time, and at the same time.
Now let's shut the yapping. Come join me down in the mosh-pit from hell and let's break this thing. All....the way...DOWN!
("Walk" by Pantera kicks in and red pyro flies from the ring.) Game. On.
;D
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DDWF
Oct 24, 2008 18:55:27 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 24, 2008 18:55:27 GMT 1
The Beast From The South East?  Interesting moniker. Looks like a 3 guy spat coming up. |
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DDWF
Oct 26, 2008 13:19:18 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 26, 2008 13:19:18 GMT 1
The Honky Tonky Man has all of a suddenly gone very quiet. Maybe he is a coward or maybe he has realised that his wrestling is as bad as his singing.
Pee Duba you interupter Santino Marella, I should teach you a lesson just like I did to Hacksaw Jim Duggen. But I unfortunatly have an injured knee. However I have a friend known to some as 'The Richard', who was raised near the tougher streets of Wood End and is also a former Intercontinental Champion (all be it on the Playstation) and like Santino Marella and The Undertaker has never been defeated at Wrestlemania. Is the challenge to much?
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DDWF
Oct 27, 2008 18:55:51 GMT 1
Post by PW on Oct 27, 2008 18:55:51 GMT 1
As Marella is talking, PW walks to the ring carrying a baseball bat, stares at him, spits in his face and then swings the bat at his injured knee, leaving him writhing on the mat. He then picks up the mike, and says one sentence. "That's what I think of your "challenge", and that of Honky Punk Man. p****". He then walks away in silence, leaving Marella in the ring on his own, clearly in serious pain. It's on..  |
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DDWF
Oct 27, 2008 19:05:40 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 27, 2008 19:05:40 GMT 1
You take a cheap shot at Santino Marella, you will regret it. Watch this space.
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DDWF
Oct 27, 2008 19:57:24 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 27, 2008 19:57:24 GMT 1
"Will Marella survive or has the Beast won it all...stay tuned after this break"
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DDWF
Oct 29, 2008 16:17:01 GMT 1
Post by Rich on Oct 29, 2008 16:17:01 GMT 1
Beast From South East you took things to far, attacking an injured champion. You are lucky my knee is still injured, but by Survival Series I will be medically cleared so if you are stupid enough to show up I will get my revenge.
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