DDWF

[Claret & Blue Army]

What...are you medically unstable?

[Rich]

Of course I am ready to fight now, but as Intercontinental Champion and the show's biggest ratings puller, they will not risk sanctioning me in any matches at this time.

[PW]

Oct 30, 2008 20:00:49 GMT 1 Rich said:

Of course I am ready to fight now, but as Intercontinental Champion and the show's biggest ratings puller, they will not risk sanctioning me in any matches at this time.

Or, alternatively....

As champion of the belt no-one else wants and the one everyone tunes in hoping to see his rear-end walloped, they'll wait until you're good and ready before letting the Beast whup seven shades of the colour pain out of you...

I know which one I believe.

[Rich]

Haha you so funny, you see I know you will use cheap shots and attack my injury in order to try and take this belt from me and prevent me from becomming the greatest Intercontiental Champion of all of the time, which is why for the good of the sport you don't get no shot until I say so. And those are the bottom lines because Santino Marella says so.

[PW]

Nov 4, 2008 14:40:54 GMT 1 Rich said:

Haha you so funny, you see I know you will use cheap shots and attack my injury in order to try and take this belt from me and prevent me from becomming the greatest Intercontiental Champion of all of the time, which is why for the good of the sport you don't get no shot until I say so. And those are the bottom lines because Santino Marella says so.

*lights come up on PW on the jumbotron, holding the belt*

Funny, that, cause I do believe that, thanks to the miracle of breaking into your house while you're away posing somewhere with that trollop girlfriend of yours, the belt I hold in my hand was yours. It's now mine.

And if you want it back, come and take it from me.

As they say, possession is nine-tenths of the law, and I'm gonna break nine-tenths of your bones if you try taking it back...

Now come, let's break this thing. All...the way...down.

[Rich]

I have just spoken to my doctor and it seems I am now fully fit to wrestle, so how about we bring Survival Series forward, and I show you what it takes to be a true champion this Friday night. And by the way the General Manager has said that to avoid you somehow fluking a victory by using underhand tactics I get to choose who will be the special guest referee for that match.

[Claret & Blue Army]

I'm backing the Beast

[JP]

*Who will Santino name as the special guest referee*

[Rich]

As I have a contract allowing me 100% power in choosing the special guest referee for this match let me introduce the special guest referee.

Hit his music.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XreNHXsLAkc

Standing in the middle of the ring he is the Champion Of Planet Earth, The Milan Miracle, The New Italian Stallion. Me.

[PW]

Music stops.

Lights go black for at least ten seconds.

This starts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZM-d2qD15E

Lights go up.

Marella is still in the middle of the ring. But he's unconscious, having been whacked over his head by his own belt

Then PW hoists his unconscious body up, sits him on the top rope, pulls a table into the middle of the ring...

and, after picking Marella up in the piledriver position while standing on the top rope, draws his finger across his throat, leaps, spins through the air and slams him through the table, face first.

Then, Beer Money, wearing referees shirts, run to the ring, and count the old one...two...three.

Marella, you've just been the first to suffer the Apocalypse Drop.

And your belt is mine.

[JP]

OH MY GOD.....OH MY GOD!!

[Claret & Blue Army]

We got ourselves a new champion

[Claret & Blue Army]

Beer Money take turns to pour their drinks down the former champs throat who being Italian....Canadian can't handle it ;D

[Rich]

Like on many occasions when a superstar loses a big match (Edge earlier this year) Santino Marella disapears from television with no explanation leading to a big decrease in ratings.

Will Santino Return to save DDWF and if not what will DDWF do to replace such a star?

[Claret & Blue Army]

Who? ;D