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Post by Rich on May 12, 2004 21:43:43 GMT 1
Here are a couple of jokes my Old Man told me. My mum didn't find them to funny but me and my bro were LOL.
Q.Why do you young girls wine a lot?
A. Because they are practicing to become women.
Q. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 1
Yes 1. Thats to get up and change the lightbulb and to wait for the World to revolve round her.
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Post by LisyLou19Blaze on May 12, 2004 21:49:35 GMT 1
they are sexist !
u are sexist?!
and ur dad!
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Post by Rich on May 12, 2004 21:55:51 GMT 1
I had a bet with my mate Winston Chat. He put me up to posting these jokes on here. He said that the 1st female to read them would comeback with a sexist joke about men whereas I said that she would have a go at me rather than attempting a comeback. My point was proved thank you.
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Post by LisyLou19Blaze on May 12, 2004 22:04:38 GMT 1
thats alright i aint really having a go at u they are just jokes i've got some about men and blondes everything really they are just jokes!!!  |
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Post by Rich on May 12, 2004 22:07:39 GMT 1
Thats cool but uv made me lose my bet now. Winston gave me his money but after reading your last comment he will be sending the boys round to beat me up and get his money back off me. And a little bit more for the trouble.
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Post by LisyLou19Blaze on May 12, 2004 22:14:09 GMT 1
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
That's the cleanest one i have!!
Remember it's a family sport!!
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 13, 2004 0:00:12 GMT 1
I got a letter today asking me to join the re-incarnarnation society.
They were asking for £1000
But I thought what the hell- you only live once!!
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Post by MissLevers on May 13, 2004 7:45:27 GMT 1
Q. What's the difference between Princess Di and David Beckham?
A. Beckham scored.... Di hit the post!
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Post by 13LuckyLacky on May 13, 2004 14:38:08 GMT 1
Q. What's the difference between Princess Di and David Beckham? A. Beckham scored.... Di hit the post! Ooooooooh..........  it was pretty funny though! if not a little bit sick. |
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Post by Dave on May 13, 2004 14:43:10 GMT 1
That jokes a disgrace princess diana is a legend.
Also beck's misses like 3/4 of his freekicks
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Post by King Rich on May 13, 2004 14:48:50 GMT 1
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says "Oh just a beer".
The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?".
The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month".
The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"?
The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 13, 2004 16:48:50 GMT 1
A blond girl is bragging to her mates about her driving even though they all think she is the worst driver ever. "But", she says "Someone complimented me on it the other day. When I came out of the shops someone had left a note on the windsreen which said Parking Fine"
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Post by Rich on May 13, 2004 20:21:46 GMT 1
Its sick joking about Diana Princess of Wales.
Afterall she did
Die
In
A
Nasty
Accident
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Post by King Rich on May 13, 2004 20:42:01 GMT 1
Everybody knew that Diana took care of her hair...
... they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
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Post by OB rulez on May 13, 2004 20:55:20 GMT 1
two blondes walked in to a building. u would have thought one of them would have seen it! lol  |
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