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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 16, 2006 17:26:36 GMT 1
I saw a kidnapping in the city centre yesterday.  So I woke him up ;D |
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Post by Lee Francis on Oct 17, 2006 0:33:54 GMT 1
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Post by Dave on Oct 17, 2006 12:53:01 GMT 1
haha quite good.
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Post by jakemurrall7 on Oct 17, 2006 22:56:00 GMT 1
a man walked into a bar......
owww!!
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Post by Rich on Oct 18, 2006 15:54:01 GMT 1
There was a bit of trouble down my area last night. The police had to be called. Two blokes one was drinking battery acid the other was eating gun powder. One got charged the other got let off.
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Post by Lee Francis on Oct 19, 2006 12:12:01 GMT 1
Someone lock this thread now, before it degenerates anymore!
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 19, 2006 14:09:40 GMT 1
The toilets were stolen from Little Park Street Police Station.
The police have nothing to go on ;D
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Post by Rich on Oct 20, 2006 10:30:16 GMT 1
A big hole has appeared in the middle of the road just outside my house.
The police are looking into it.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 20, 2006 13:20:10 GMT 1
A lorryload of wigs spilled out onto the M4 last night
Police are combing the area
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debz
I'm A Regular Now
What about Oscar?
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Post by debz on Oct 23, 2006 14:31:48 GMT 1
There are two sausages sizzling in a pan. One turns to the other and says: 'Crikey, it's hot in here, innit?'
'Argh!' screams the other, 'it's a talking sausage!'
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 23, 2006 17:30:22 GMT 1
A cooking "expert" told me you can keep a chicken in a freezer for 5 months.
But the one I put in last night was dead this morning ;D
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Wow, I Can Post
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Post by ALDO#3 on Oct 23, 2006 21:41:21 GMT 1
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a homing pigeon?
A bad smell that just won't go away.
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Post by PW on Oct 23, 2006 22:33:47 GMT 1
What's got two legs and bleeds?
....Half a cat.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 24, 2006 15:58:30 GMT 1
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oh you've heard it before
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 2, 2006 18:18:50 GMT 1
A sign in a cafe remarked Breakfast served from any time.
I asked for bacon and eggs from the Civil War ;D
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