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Post by covunistudent on Apr 30, 2006 2:46:41 GMT 1
turned into a giant lizard whenever she was near a giant cheese burger. So she stood no chance with a cheeseburger that was alive. Infact even if someone mearly just mentioned the word "cheese" or even a word that rhymed with cheese such as "please," it was enough to get her to start shedding her skin.
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Farmer Fred walked over and wondered ...............
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Post by debz on Apr 30, 2006 11:36:38 GMT 1
how the huge cheese muffin had turned into a cheeseburger...
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Apr 30, 2006 20:41:04 GMT 1
Particularly after he had wanted an Emperor burger(*) He was absolutely...
* Paraphrased from classic line in first ever episode of Only Fools & Horses
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Post by PW on Apr 30, 2006 20:49:14 GMT 1
knackered, having spent the whole day pulling off a sheep...
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Post by Jo on May 1, 2006 11:06:04 GMT 1
(keep it clean! ;D)
so while laying there exhausted - he noticed up in the sky a rather funny...
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 1, 2006 12:24:28 GMT 1
...green aeroplane covered in felt. Amazingly the pilot was in fact.....
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Post by chunkydave16 on May 1, 2006 14:21:17 GMT 1
.... bob the basket ball player .....
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Post by debz on May 1, 2006 15:16:16 GMT 1
who had decorated his plane due to his obession with...
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Post by chunkydave16 on May 1, 2006 20:12:32 GMT 1
.... plaster board. he then realised .........
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Post by Jo on May 1, 2006 21:04:35 GMT 1
that the plane was coming right for him - so he managed to...
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Post by Rich on May 4, 2006 20:30:00 GMT 1
move out of the way quickly
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 4, 2006 21:46:03 GMT 1
However what he didn't see coming the other way was...
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Post by Jo on May 4, 2006 22:44:24 GMT 1
A hungry hippo already chewing a,,,,,,
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 4, 2006 23:04:04 GMT 1
...diminutive pigeon that it had caught...
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Post by Jo on May 5, 2006 17:32:28 GMT 1
during a pigeon hunting mission to stop all...
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