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Post by SuperMouse on May 9, 2005 23:07:15 GMT 1
"What's [insert eye colour] and beautiful..... your eyes" Oh and just for future reference these aren't mine but the guy who uses them says they DO actually work... ;D
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Post by JP on May 9, 2005 23:46:17 GMT 1
Classic >
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk past again"
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 10, 2005 15:39:32 GMT 1
"I think you should phone your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight"
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Post by Lee Francis on May 11, 2005 21:10:25 GMT 1
If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me??
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Post by SuperMouse on May 11, 2005 21:21:25 GMT 1
haha absolutely fabulous!! ;D
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Post by Rich on May 11, 2005 21:46:00 GMT 1
"If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"
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Post by SuperMouse on May 12, 2005 16:18:52 GMT 1
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together" ... ;D
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 12, 2005 18:02:50 GMT 1
"Let's go halves on a baby"  |
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Post by Ebony on May 13, 2005 12:54:42 GMT 1
is it hot in here or is it just you!
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Post by Lee Francis on May 13, 2005 18:38:34 GMT 1
"You're so hot that when i look at you i get a tan......."
Oh, and here is one that isn't really a chat up line, more of a rejection line for that time when a minger comes near you........ "What are you gonna do for a face when Chewbacca wants his arse back??"
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 13, 2005 22:09:54 GMT 1
Am liking the insult one. It is up there with "If I throw you a stick will you run along"
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Post by Lee Francis on May 13, 2005 22:43:58 GMT 1
Haha quality, i'm stuck for cheesy ones now, having never needed to use them before!!
I need to think of something.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 14, 2005 0:24:54 GMT 1
"I only have 24 hours to live unless I make love to the most beautiful girl in the world. Fate smiled on me and picked you"
Pass the bucket ;D
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Post by Lee Francis on May 18, 2005 23:40:20 GMT 1
Another insult would be " you are so fat that when you put your belt on, you need to use a boomerang"
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Post by tink6921 on May 19, 2005 18:00:15 GMT 1
going back to chat up lines... this is gotta be the weirdest i've ever heard... and it happened 2 me... here's my convosation wiv a lad friend im goin 2 code name bob.
*sat in my garden at 11 at night lookin at stars*
bob: what would you do if you saw a bomb coming towards us now and u only had 15secs 2 live?
me: urm, try and run away
bob: i'd sit and hold u til it was over
me: no u wudnt cos I'd run! haha!
*five mins go bye, talk about god etc, bob's mobile rings*
bob: i gotta go now
me: ok then, i'll see u 2moro *walk 2wards bob 2 giv him hug*
bob: *slight tilt of head* (THE LINE) there's a bomb *leans forward*
me: NOOO! lol
no joke that was the chat up line used, disaster I know! hahaha
much love xxx mwah xxx
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