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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 4, 2005 17:56:35 GMT 1
Ok just for fun. One at a time what are the cheesiest chat up lines ever?
I'll start with-
"I'm gonna have to call 999 as you've stolen my heart"
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Post by Ebony on May 4, 2005 20:24:36 GMT 1
I have to sit down because your beauty is just overwhelming!
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Post by SuperMouse on May 4, 2005 20:34:40 GMT 1
I'll have to ask one of my friends because he has tonnes of them, but for now the only one i can think of is:
'Grab your coat, you've pulled'
lol sorry rather crap and over used... more cheese coming up
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 5, 2005 17:58:44 GMT 1
"You must be tired as you've been running through my mind all night"
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Post by Lee Francis on May 7, 2005 17:02:00 GMT 1
Can i have your number because someone has stolen mine!!
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Post by Rich on May 7, 2005 20:38:15 GMT 1
One a mate of mine used. Not so much cheesy but more no nonsense.
"Hi can I have your number?"
(Replies) "Why?"
"Because your quite fit".
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Post by Ebony on May 7, 2005 20:48:59 GMT 1
A photo just won't do, the real thing is better. My mate fancies your mate Hi, how are you/ i think you're nice, my name's xxxx want to go out for a coffee sometime? (direct and simple) I found a website with cheesy chat up lines on www.macdonald162.freeserve.co.uk/index.htmwhat do you think of them? -Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg? -No -Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it? is cool (no pun intended  |
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 7, 2005 22:47:46 GMT 1
"Did you break a wing when you fell from heaven?"
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Post by Lee Francis on May 8, 2005 10:47:04 GMT 1
How do you like your eggs in the morning?? Scrambled or Fertilised!!
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Post by Ebony on May 8, 2005 11:35:36 GMT 1
How do you like your eggs in the morning?? Scrambled or Fertilised!! OMG  that would be embarassing if someone said that to me and should have a use with caution sign by it. But then thats why its a cheesy chat up line. |
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Post by sixreasons on May 8, 2005 13:02:44 GMT 1
This one is completely bizzare but stick with it. Why am i like the titanic- reply why? because i'm gaurenteed to go down.Am i even allowed to say that,if not i'll delete it.
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Post by Ebony on May 8, 2005 13:10:48 GMT 1
You know, from a certain angle you look like Tom Cruise.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 9, 2005 15:57:27 GMT 1
"I keep forgetting your name. In my dreams I just call you babe"
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Post by SuperMouse on May 9, 2005 18:09:18 GMT 1
"Are you from the library, because I'm checking you out" Ultimate cheese ;D
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on May 9, 2005 21:09:27 GMT 1
"During creation you got greedy and took more than your share of beauty"
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that would be embarassing if someone said that to me and should have a use with caution sign by it. But then thats why its a cheesy chat up line.