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Apr 16, 2005 23:02:19 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Apr 16, 2005 23:02:19 GMT 1
I went to the doctors the other day and said "I think I'm going deaf"
The doc asked "What are the symptons"
"Oh" I replied "A yellow cartoon family on the telly" ;D ;D
I'm here all week
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Apr 19, 2005 14:04:01 GMT 1
Post by Lee Francis on Apr 19, 2005 14:04:01 GMT 1
yeah, well i went to the doctors because i was feeling like a pair of curtains...........all he did was tell me to pull myself together!!
i'll get my coat, and a taxi has already been ordered!!
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Apr 19, 2005 17:39:27 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Apr 19, 2005 17:39:27 GMT 1
Went to the doctors and said that I jump in between feeling like a Teepee or a Wigwam The Doctor said I was Two Tents  |
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Apr 19, 2005 23:33:53 GMT 1
Post by Steph Cowley on Apr 19, 2005 23:33:53 GMT 1
I had trouble sleeping, the doctor told me to sleep on top of my wardrobe......."You'll soon drop off" he added
*silence*
Yeah, i'll just go hide now
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Apr 20, 2005 17:26:31 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Apr 20, 2005 17:26:31 GMT 1
Went to the doctor and said I was feeling like a dog.
The Doc asked "How long have you felt like this?"
I replied "Ever since I was a puppy"
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Apr 20, 2005 20:43:38 GMT 1
Post by your name here on Apr 20, 2005 20:43:38 GMT 1
Well.........
I went to the doctors and I said that I on my head I had a lake, a park bench, some trees and ducks.
The doctor said don't worry, it's only a beauty spot! ;D
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Apr 20, 2005 20:44:56 GMT 1
Post by your name here on Apr 20, 2005 20:44:56 GMT 1
Come to think of it the last time I was at the doctors I complained that people kept on ignoring me.
The doctor replied "NEXT"!
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Apr 21, 2005 17:30:21 GMT 1
Post by Claret & Blue Army on Apr 21, 2005 17:30:21 GMT 1
I went to the doctor and said that I had just swalloed a camera.
He gave me some pills and said to see what developed
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