Blaze Songs & Chants 2004/05

[Claret & Blue Army]

Finally got round to doing as comprehensive a list as we have at present

1. Come on you Blaze (repeat)

2. Oh when the Blaze (repeat)
Go skating in (repeat)
Oh when the Blaze go skating in
I wanna be in the Skydome
Oh when the Blaze go skating in


On road trips the penultimate line changes to

I wanna be Adam Calder

Variations

Used at away rinks/arenas

My garden shed (repeat)
Is bigger than this (repeat)
My garden shed is bigger than this
It's got a front dorr and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this

Used for JC

John Craigheads hair (repeat)
Is bigger than this (repeat)
John Craigheads hair is bigger than this
It is big, black and fuzzy
John Craigheads hair is bigger than this

Used for Manchester (mothballed for this season)

It always rains (repeat)
In Manchester (repeat)
It always rains in Manchester
It's full of rain, rain and more rain
It always rains in Manchester

Used at London

Lee valleys rink (repeat)
Is hard to find (repeat)
Lee Valleys rink is hard to find
We went round and round in circles
Lee Vallets rink is hard to find


Oh Coventry (repeat)
Is wonderful (repeat)
Oh Coventry is wonderful
We won the BNL & Play offs
Oh Coventry is wonderful

Oh my cov Blaze (repeat)
Is wonderful (repeat)
Oh my Cov Blaze is wonderful
We've got Wade, Neal & Andre
Oh my Cov Blaze is wonderful

3. Lets go Blaze Let's go (clap clap)

4. Go on the Blaze
Go on the Blaze (etc)

This one is repeated back and forth between two or more parties for as long as is necessary

5. To the tune of Hey Jude

Na na na na na na na, na na na na Go Blaze (repeat but even louder)

6. Ole Ole- We are the champs

Ole Ole Ole Ole We are the Blaze We are the Blaze (repeat)

7. Thommos (Barmy Army) etc

8. Medley used after a goal for us away from home

a. Match Of The Day theme ending in goal
b. Dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper (repeat)
c. Players own theme (See later)

Followed by

9. Where was your goalie when the puck went in the net (x3)
And the Blaze go skating on

Sometimes used second verse to the above

b. We're Paul Thompsons barmy army (x3)
And the Blaze go skating on

Others

If it is a really satisfying/easy win

10. Can we play you every week

Depending on the locality

11. Small town in XXXXXX


If an opposite player has come off worse from a scrap

12. Can't skate can't fight (repeat for as long as necessary

If multiple penalties for the oppo start to mound up (The example below is for Belfast)

13. To the tune of Ten green Bottles

Two green Giants sitting in the box (x 2)
And if one more Giant should get a penalty
There'll be 3 green Giants sitting in the box (etc)

Following a come back from losing a game

14. To the tune of Go West

Two nil and you c**ked it up (repeat as necessary)

15. 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Thommo gave to me, (Pause)
A Blaze legend called Andre

12 Poiriers
11 Graham Schlenders
10 McNamaras
9 Super Pavols
8 Ashley Taits
7 Adam Carlders
6 Neal Martins
5 WADE BE-LAKS
4 Dougie Schuellers
3 Jody Lehmans
2 Russell Cowleys
And a Blaze legend called Andre

16. When I say Coventry you say Blaze Coventry : Blaze
Coventry : Blaze
(etc)

Player Songs/Chants

17. To the tune of Hey rock and roll

Hey Wade Belak {clap clap clap}
Hey Wade Belak {clap clap calp}
Hey Wade Belak {clap clap calp}
Go Wadey Go
(Return to start)

18. To the Pink Panther tune

Belak Belak Belak Belak Belak Belak Belaaaak Wade Belak

19. To the tune of Song 2 by Blur

I got a hip check
By a Belak
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No

20. Not sure what the tune is but common at most football grounds casting aspersions on their opponents to win anything

Belak, You'll never beat Belak
You'll never beat Belak
you'll never beat Belak

21. Generic chant much like the Rooney one for Englands football team

Schuuuuuueelllerrr (repeat)

22. To the tune of No Limits by 2 Untalented

Dougie Dougie Dougie Dougie Dougie Dougie Dougie Schueller

23. There's only one Neal Martin
One Neal Martin
There's only one Neal Martin

24. To the tune of Tom Hark by the Piranahs

Andre Payette Andre Payette (repeat)

Does anyone not know this one???

25. Generic chant

Andres gonna get ya!

26. To the tune from Kill Bill

Pavol Mihalik Pavol Mihalik
Pavol Pavol
(repeat from the start)

27. To the tune of Hey Big Spender

The minute the puck hit the net
You could see it was a goal of distinction
A real game breaker
Hey big Schlender
Scoooooooooooooooooooooore
Another goal for me

28. To the tune of the chorus in Delilah

Goal goal goal Russ Cowley
Goal goal goal Russ Cowley
So before he goes to go on and score
Forgive their netminder he just couldn't take anymore
Forgive the netminder he just couldn't take anymore

29.

Who put the puck in the Steelers net
Who put the puck in the Steelers net
Who put the puck in the Steelers net
Super Tommy Watkins

Super Super Tom
Super Super Tom
Super Super Tom
Super Tommy Watkins

30. To the tune of Agadoo

Ashley Tait Tait Tait will you score a goal for me
Ashley Tait Tait Tait will you score a goal for me
From the left from the right
From the Blue line to the D
Ashley Tait Tait Tait will you score a goal for me

31. To the Piano bit in I am the music man

Ashley Ashley Ashley Tait Ashley Tait Ashley Tait
Ashley Ashley Ashley Tait Ashley Ashley Tait GOAL

32. Poddington Peas song for James Pease
I know it not, maybe PW or King Rich would be kind enough to supply this one

33. Chant in the style of that bit in Soccer AM where they have the two 70s style wrestlers in the middle of a park or somewhere

Peasey Peasey Peasey Peasey (Getting louder with each one)

34. To the tune of Papas got a brand ne Pigbag by..er Pigbag

Da da da da Adam Calder (x 3)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
(repeat as necessary)

35. To the tune of Amore

When the puck hits the net
It's not Johnny Craighead
It's Dan Carlson
DAN DAN
Best player in the land
Isn't Darling or Hand
It's Dan Carlson
DAN DAN
It was hat tricks all round
When the Bison went down
It's Dan Carlson
DAN DAN

36. To the tune of The Banana Splits

Chorus
Mcnamar McNamara McNamar McNamara (x 2)
Verse
Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy McNamara Chris (x 4)

37. Generic chant

Chris McNamara (clap clap calp clap calp)

Same tune as with visitors man of the match "Give it to Nigel" etc

38. To the tune of that Italian Operatic thing!

Jo-o-el Poirier Jo-o-el Poirier (x2 & repeat)

39. Chant

Jody Jody Jody

40. To the tune of Knees up Mother Brown

We saw Jody score We saw Josy score
We saw Jody we saw Jody
We saw Jody score

41. To the tune of He's got the whole world in his hands

We've got the best goalie in the land
We've got the best goalie in the land
We've got the best goalie in the land
We've got the best goalie in the land JODY

42. Generic chant

Danny Danny Danny Danny (etc)

43. To the tune of Here we go

Danny Shea Danny Shea Danny Shea
Danny Shea Danny Shea Danny Shea
Danny Shea Danny Shea Danny Shea
Danny Shea Danny Shea

44.

He's quick
He's swish
His name sounds like a fish
Mackriel Makriel

Any new ideas for the following

Nathanael Williams
Jake Armstrong
Bari McKenzie
Adam Crittle
Tom Carlon
Andrew Howarth

With about a minute and a bit left at a home game

45. Stand up if you love the Blaze (repeat)

Any I've missed?

Might be any idea if people can print off a few and we'll see if we can get them distributed around. When we did the 12 days one Sally mentioned that if we can get some copies together of that we could leave them under Block 9 for people to take.

Also need to make sure that those going to Scotland have full listing

Until next time this has been a b2p production and I've been b2p Steve

Good night folks

[beergirl1013]

wow, that was a lot of work!

nice job on them. wish i was there to sing it with you guys

[Rich]

Everybody who likes to make noise at the Sky Dome should print this thread off and take it to tommorows game to use as there official song sheet.

[SallyMahers]

As i've said before.. If you want to give me songsheets or similar I will give them out in the Booster room and maybe even the Hockey Locker perhaps?

I think the songs are great but I think a lot of people maybe don't about them, especially people who sit far away from block 2? If I can help rectify that then its all good!

[King Rich]

Good job Whiskey, I think you have it all covered. I think there's only some obscure ones that aren't covered...

"NHL, you're having a laugh" at NHL players

To the tune of Agadoo:
"Dancing Geoff, Geoff, Geoff will you do a dance for me
Dancing Geoff, Geoff, Geoff will you do a dance for me
Over there on your own
Standing up in block 13
Dancing Geoff, Geoff, Geoff will you do a dance for me"
But he doesn't dance any more

The Peasey one goes:
"Down on the middle of the blue line
Among the forwards and D's
[something something] British D-man
Whose name is James Pease"

[PW]

The whole Peasey song is...

'Down on the middle of the blue-line
Among the forwards and d's
Skates a big, tough British d-man
Whose name is James Pease...

You've also missed these few-which have only been given an airing at one or two games...

To the tune of Happy and You Know It
If you can't talk proper, shut your mouth (x2)
If you can't talk proper, cant talk proper, can't talk proper shut your mouth...

In London...to the tune of William Tell
Pedigree, Pedigree, Pedigree Chum Chum, Pedigree, pedigree, pedigree Chum Chum...

Or...instead of Let's all Have a Disco
We all love Slush Puppies, we all love Slush Puppies...

Sit down, shut up...(after a goal has been washed out for the opposition)

And, new for the opposition this season (again to Happy and you Know It)-players name changes as necessary)

If (Cairns) plays NHL then so can I....

(Or, there are many versions, but the two most common are for goalies and opposition players, which go-player's name and team change as appropriate)

If (Peron) can play for (Steelers) so can I....

Or, secondly...
If (Cugnet) plays in goal then so can I....

Finally, for opposition players

Maxwell (HOUSE!) (repeat)

For Vezio Sacratini...
Nothing rhymes with Sacratini (x3)
but we still think you're too small
Tiny, Tiny Sacratini (x3)
And we still think you're too small...

For Jeff Ewasko
Get your donkey off the ice!

Sally...expect a small batch of song-sheets this Saturday, they'll be brought in when I come in...and we'll see how popular they are..

[King Rich]

PW said:

Or...instead of Let's all Have a Disco
We all love Slush Puppies, we all love Slush Puppies...

Oh yeah that reminds me, you didn't include "Let's All Have A Disco".

PW said:

Sit down, shut up

I prefer "Sit down shut up, shut up sit down"
If we're gettin this right it's gotta be perfect, so nit-picking has to be done!!

[Claret & Blue Army]

And after a good road win

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
The Blaze win away

To the tune of Bonanza (Suggested but never used this year
Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
Dan Carlson


PW will you be printing some off for people to take from under block 9?

[King Rich]

Just got my retro tunes on...

How about just singing the Final Countdown tune, substituting "Nathanael Williams" for "the Final Countdown"? It's not like we'll do it much this season anyway.

EDIT -
And to the tune of Smooth Criminal:
"He's strong, he's light and he is little, Adam Brittle, Adam Brittle"

[PW]

Will produce about 50 or so for tomorrow. Will try and get a few more as well...trouble is thee whole thing runs into four pages so I've chopped it down to 'one chant for one player' and left a few of the obscure ones out...

[Rich]

A couple of my mates are going to tommorows game who havn't been to watch Blaze for a while, one of them hasn't been to a game in over 3 years so he'l find a lot has changed on and off the ice and the other hasn't been since the BNL Playoff Final against Cardiff. I have a feeling they might need some song sheets as they can be quite vocal

[Claret & Blue Army]

Do its now a call to action for everybody to print off a handful of copies.

Your team needs you so,
Cometh the hour cometh the man (or person)

[al]

how about this for Wade, sung to the tune of the Ryan Giggs song:

Wade Belak, Wade Belak, rushing down the wing;
Wade Belak, Wade Belak, hitting every thing:
He's very big and strong, he'll punch you hard and long;
Wade Belak, Wade Belak.

What do you reckon guys???

[King Rich]

I like it yeah, it's better than the recycled Steve Roberts song.

Whiskey did you miss off:
"He's tall, he's thin, he'll put you in the bin BONIFACE!"

[al]

i reckon Wade would love to hear that song, go for it guys!