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Post by PW on Jan 21, 2005 21:39:15 GMT 1
Simple-post your encounters with the scum of Burberry here...
Went into town today-apart from uni I just fancied walking round town. So I'm doing so, in my flying jacket, when suddenly I hear this noise:
'alrimateaveyagotwennypeesosIcanusedafonetogetome'
I turn round to be confronted by a six-foot monkey in a tracksuit. I kid you not...Marek Ivan would have looked like Mr Universe compared to how ugly this guy was. And of course the cap was also present-the peak being, at a guess, about five inches longer than anything he may have had on his body. It was ridiculously long and white.
I refused, politely-so I get, in stereo from him and five of his mates (who were all about twelve)
'****inggoth****'
I smiled at them-so they proceeded to chase me right down the Burges yelling about how they'd '****ingcutmeup****ing****' Or something.
And they wonder why people think Coventry isn't friendly...
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Post by sixreasons on Jan 21, 2005 21:56:37 GMT 1
I no what you mean coz a lot of them get up around the chippy by my mums house, standing there thinking there the A squad or sumut. Any way here i am going to my parents and there all just stood there,as they do. I know they ain't going to move and i thought i ain't going to move,so this guy who must be about 8stone soaking wet comes up and is like "whats your problem",i've just laughed at him he's gone to swing at me i jabbed him back, he fell over(i was actually quite surprised with myself) and you should of seen his mates run.And i thought that says it all.
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Post by King Rich on Jan 21, 2005 23:12:47 GMT 1
Working in Canley gives me my fair share of contacts with chavs, who love to make mention of my hair as often as they can. When pushing trolleys round Tesco car park before we've had chavs mouthing off and one time they came and waited till I had walked off and left this lad Joe with the trolley-pusher-machine-thing. They shoved him out the way and started messin around like a bunch of crazy monkeys... why do they get pleasure from disrupting other people?  |
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Post by Rich on Jan 21, 2005 23:30:12 GMT 1
I have three or four to tell but I can't be asked to post them all now so I will post the one from the furthest time ago.
Me, Davey_boy and our other mate Ben had gone to the police station to take part in an ID pradade to earn a bit of cash and we met a group of three chavs also taking part. Two of them looked like complete dorks whereas one of them was being a bit mouthy but we thought nothing of it. The suspect in the ID parade didn't turn up in the end so the policeman at the station just gave us all £5 for turning up rather than £15. The chavs then followed us down the road asking us to give um a "bluey", which means £5 in their lanaguage. Luckily my brother turned up. He is a bit older than us and also with us three being younger at the time and being Blue Coat lads its fair to say he was a lot more streetwise than the rest of us. As we walked he took us into a random building and the chavs followed us into there. Then one of them stuck is finger into the side of me and told me to give him a bluey then eventually Andy basically told him to f**k off. They left us after that but I aint to sure whether it was because of what Andy said or because they got bored. They didn't escape with any of our hard earned cash ;D.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Jan 22, 2005 0:20:22 GMT 1
I never get bothered by these vermin. Wonder why?  Chavs are nothing, Town centre in the late 80s (As well as going to football in the 80s) was a lot tougher and got you more streetwise quicker. Can't see many chavs going to Cold Blow Lane on a cold February...bless 'em |
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Post by King Rich on Jan 22, 2005 0:34:25 GMT 1
Fashion statement:  |
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Post by SuperMouse on Jan 22, 2005 0:36:02 GMT 1
lol hope thats not u ;D
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Jan 22, 2005 0:57:56 GMT 1
It is. Can't you tell  |
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Post by Rich on Jan 22, 2005 13:28:17 GMT 1
Ok here is my second chav story.
This happend in April when we were in NOTTINGHAM (yes NOTTINGHAM) for the Playoff weekend. (See it aint just Coventry thats full of chavs)
Anyway between games on the Sunday the B2P and The Gary Gang were walking to the McDonalds singing Blaze songs. Everybody could hear us and it was all good fun. Then we walked past three chavs who looked about 12 and they shout over to us "Do you's lot come from Nottingham". Then when we said no they were like "Its not your city and your singin". Then I think it was Jude from the Gary Gang shouted to them that we would be supporting their lot against Sheffield and the chav just shouts back "We can support ourselves init".
Funny thing bout chavs is that you always have one who is the ring leader and does all the mouthing off.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Jan 24, 2005 19:28:06 GMT 1
Anyone agree that chavs should be sterilised at school to stop their numbers increasing
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Post by PW on Feb 22, 2005 0:15:40 GMT 1
Had to bring this one back up, because I've just seen what was probably the funniest sight so far this year...
For those who don't know, to fund all the travelling that I do with Blaze/Chaos, I work at a petrol-station part-time. Tonight, at around 10:45, I'm tidying up, when a car pulls up at the pumps that caused me to have to go out the back to laugh. This wasn't just any car, but one full of chavs (six, to be precise) who are about as stereotypical as you can get (Burberry all over, fags, White Lightning cans etc). So far, so samey. The thing that made this one stand out was that it was an old Rover 200 convertible, with the top down (bear in mind it's about -2 and snowing outside) and the apes in it are wearing short-sleeved shirts, and thinking they're cool with fags all lit, neon pulses under the car (which weren't turned off, even when they were sat there) etc. They buy petrol, and go back out to their mates in the back of the car, whereupon the driver tries to do a leap over the closed door, and goes head-first into the drivers seat, setting the horn off. Then they stall as they pull away, cutting the 'urban' (i.e crap) music they're playing off dead, and causing them all to look confused briefly. They then came back past about three times in ten minutes, looking like they were in some sort of chav parade of 'pimped' (i.e badly modified) cars. I'm still laughing now-most of all because they looked like they were genuinely thinking that this was the coolest and most productive way to spend their time on a Monday night...
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Post by Rich on Feb 22, 2005 19:14:14 GMT 1
Saturday night, well more like early hours of Sunday morning as it was about 12:40am. Me and some other lads are in town on a night out and we come out of a bar and this kid who only looked about 12 comes cycling passed dressed in full burbury. My mate just burst out laughing at the thought of a 12 year old cycling round town on his own at that time and me and another lad just kept shouting chav at him. It probably doesn't sound that funny to people reading this but we had all had a few drinks and at the time found it well funny.
Also today I was at Coventry Swimming Baths and as I was going in a gang of chavs who must have been about 15/16 were getting their thrills by running up to the automatic door letting it open then legging it. The sort of thing I used to do when I was about 10.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Feb 22, 2005 19:31:39 GMT 1
The other weekend one of them sprinting from behind me and collided just as I turned round. It was a brat aged about 15 who went smack to the floor (Burberry hat flying) and got up agressively until he saw someone about 10 inches bigger looking so nonchalant, said "Sorry" picked his hat up and ran off back from whence it came ;D
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Post by Stik on Feb 23, 2005 22:06:24 GMT 1
A couple of weeks ago, we had a non-uniform day at our skul, n u no evry1 tries to look there best but there was this one girl who everyone was talking about. I didnt get to see her until after school, but when I did, i could not control myself.
She was wearing a complete burberry suit including trousers, shirt and coat. She even carried round a burberry handbag with her. I think she had burberry shoes too. God she looked a state lol.
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Post by Rich on Feb 24, 2005 0:32:30 GMT 1
To be honest Chavs don't look that weird compared to goths who look like complete freaks. Thing is though most goths are prety sound once you get to know them where as chavs....well I'v never got to know one |
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