Difficult things to say when drunk..

[JP]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .



a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .



a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate



Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk



a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

[SuperMouse]

Some of them are impossible when you're sober too ;D

[Claret & Blue Army]

I always find I say this to a taxi driver when innebriated,

Willenhalllanevialondonroadallardwaylangbankavenue please

To which he/she inevitably says "Where?"


Things that are said too easily but shouldn't be uttered at all

1. Of course I'll call you

2. No really I've gone off her now

3. Course I love you

4.I'd love a kebab

5. So how much then? (I genuinely have never done this. Only put it in for a bubble bath)

[SuperMouse]

Thats near my house

[Claret & Blue Army]

SuperMouse said:

Thats near my house

Kind of near mine too that's why I get the taxi that way ;D