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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 17, 2004 17:18:27 GMT 1
2 blondes are watching a hearse on it's way to the cemetary,
1st Blonde "Who do you reckon has died?"
2nd Blonde " Must be the one in the coffin as the driver looks fine"
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Post by King Rich on Nov 17, 2004 17:53:14 GMT 1
My joke of the week that STILL makes me laugh.... Q - Why did the baker have brown hands? A - Because he kneaded a poo. ;D ;D ;D  |
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Post by Andy Martin 88 on Nov 17, 2004 18:45:17 GMT 1
my 2 fav blonde joke
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said, ''Girls, I'm going to let go of the rope, since it can't hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me. There are also many more of you..." and she made a big speech about how special they were. At the end, all of the blondes started clapping
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. "Again, she
declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,
says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This
catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches
into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the
lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes
up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The
lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no
answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and
hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back
to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, what's the answer? "Without a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to
sleep
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 17, 2004 22:41:10 GMT 1
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Hand her 5 shovels and tell her to take her pick
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andi73
Wow, I Can Post
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Post by andi73 on Nov 21, 2004 17:34:50 GMT 1
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Hand her 5 shovels and tell her to taker her pick i dont get it :S |
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 22, 2004 14:38:15 GMT 1
Not blonde are you? ;D  |
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