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Post by Steph Cowley on Nov 11, 2004 9:20:29 GMT 1
This will be just like the show, only theres no limit on who all can participate, and really no host. If a particular event or challenge sorta dies, sound the buzzer, and start a new one.
For those of you who don't know what the show is, Drew Carey is the host and reads off things to do from sheets of paper, or asks the audience. Then theres usually 3 people who do the events, until Drew Carey hits the buzzer, awards points that really dont' matter; and gives them something new to do.
Alright guys, the first topic is: Things you might accidently hear over the intercom in a plane.
Flight Attendant: Captian, have we dealt with the bomb yet?
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Post by Lee Francis on Nov 11, 2004 12:48:33 GMT 1
Captain: Bomb?? What Bomb??
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Post by Steph Cowley on Nov 11, 2004 13:04:44 GMT 1
Captain: So flying without hands isn't as hard as it sounds.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 11, 2004 17:23:44 GMT 1
Flight Attendant: Which is very handy (pardon the pun) when you've been foundy guilty in Koranic law
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Post by PW on Nov 15, 2004 21:58:21 GMT 1
'Ladies and Gentlemen, the NY Aerial Slalom is now on...hold on tight....oh, sh...'
'Hey, those buildings down there are getting bigger awfully quickly...'
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 15, 2004 23:05:11 GMT 1
"And those ants are starting to morph into people size humans"
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Post by King Rich on Nov 17, 2004 15:55:40 GMT 1
A - Arachnophobia
Oh no wait... wrong thread.
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 17, 2004 17:17:04 GMT 1
A - Arachnophobia Oh no wait... wrong thread. Did Joel concuss you too? ;D  Back to the lines, Pilot taking the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen we are currently experiencing a bit of minor turbulance but is really nothing to worry about. By the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?" |
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Post by Andy Martin 88 on Nov 17, 2004 18:48:22 GMT 1
some bloke in the back :i do! i do! pick me !pick me! pleaseeeeee!
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Nov 17, 2004 22:39:56 GMT 1
Pilot (forgetting he has intercom switched on) "Right I'm gonna finish my sandwich and give that pretty red headed stewardess a good seeing to"
The red head hears this in the deck with all the passengers and starts rushing towards the cockpit only to fall over an octegenerian lady knitting,
Old lady "Whats the rush? He said he was going to finish his sandwich first"
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