Post by Claret & Blue Army on Oct 12, 2004 21:42:54 GMT 1
Shamelessly nicked from the Letterman show
Top ten reasons for being French
1. When speaking fast you make yourself sound gay
2. If there's a war you can surrender early
3.You get to eat disgusting food like frogs legs and snails and claim it as a local delicacy
4.You don't have to read the subtitles on exotic films
5. You can be ugly and still be a famous film star
6.You don't bother with public toilets as the pavements are more than suitable
7. You get to test nuclear weapons in other peoples countries
8. You get to reminisce about Germans walking down your most famous street and humiliating your national pride
9. People automatically think you're a great lover even though you're not
10. After winning just the one world cup at home you can join England in gloating about it until the end of time
And the number 1 reason for being French is
You can be as obnoxious as you like safe in the knowledge that all other nations detest you anyway
Please note this is tongue in cheek.
Anyone else got any Top 10s? They don't have to be about nations but this is always the best one to start off with
Top ten reasons for being French
1. When speaking fast you make yourself sound gay
2. If there's a war you can surrender early
3.You get to eat disgusting food like frogs legs and snails and claim it as a local delicacy
4.You don't have to read the subtitles on exotic films
5. You can be ugly and still be a famous film star
6.You don't bother with public toilets as the pavements are more than suitable
7. You get to test nuclear weapons in other peoples countries
8. You get to reminisce about Germans walking down your most famous street and humiliating your national pride
9. People automatically think you're a great lover even though you're not
10. After winning just the one world cup at home you can join England in gloating about it until the end of time
And the number 1 reason for being French is
You can be as obnoxious as you like safe in the knowledge that all other nations detest you anyway
Please note this is tongue in cheek.
Anyone else got any Top 10s? They don't have to be about nations but this is always the best one to start off with
