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Post by SuperMouse on Dec 8, 2004 14:01:22 GMT 1
ok jen, even i'm cofuzzled.... that persons right you are crazzzzzy but obviously i'm not
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Dec 8, 2004 17:08:11 GMT 1
Have to keep an eye out for the killer blue chaffinch which usually hangs around a deserted bus station in Wednesbury. It has been a rival of the green ogre for some time now following the hotly debated cheese eating competition of 1997. The then mentor the pink sparrow hasn't been seen since...burp!
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 8, 2004 17:39:24 GMT 1
Can someone pass me the asparagus?
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Post by King Rich on Dec 8, 2004 23:16:41 GMT 1
no those are everlasting gobstoppers
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 8, 2004 23:23:02 GMT 1
What, the ones from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory??
Boo Hoo, i wanna get some but i'm not allowed to visit Willy Wonker again, he didn't approve of me "borrowing" an Umpa Lumpa
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Post by PW on Dec 8, 2004 23:36:07 GMT 1
Ah, but the blue chaffinch has not been seen since the Wendesbury station was demolished last summer...which pleases the green ogre greatly, as now he is free to court the wonderfully attractive maiden known as the Little White Horse due to her pale skin and long mane of black hair. She had been under the power of the blue chaffinch for some time after her father (known as the Shirehorse due to his shaggy beard and large feet) had wagered her during the hotly disputed cheese-eating competition, which the chaffinch had won usinglittle known Mesfuretesar's Rule (The Egypt cheese eating champion of 3452 BC, and a feared alligator) who stated that the smaller contestant should be allowed to pick the cheeses, irrespective of the advantage or disadvantage this may cause. This rule is never used in modern cheese-eating, as it is considered unsporting. However, the Chaffinch had chosen Brie for himself, while forcing the Shirehorse and the ogre to eat Danish Blue(which everyone knows is the most foul of cheeses, and is only eaten by those whose souls are already damned to the fiery dragon's pit of Feueternelle-the place which mother robins and other birds use to frighten their children during bedtime stories).
So there.
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Post by doggyinthewindow on Dec 8, 2004 23:47:13 GMT 1
Yeah but cheese is nasty. So there.  |
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Post by PW on Dec 8, 2004 23:49:37 GMT 1
Except for Brie and Camembert, which is great taken with a pint of milk in the hot French sun in Lyon (I speak from experience) So there...  |
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 9, 2004 13:29:50 GMT 1
Everyone's crazy in there own special way. So there..  |
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Dec 9, 2004 17:28:45 GMT 1
So there
the blue chaffinch had escaped to Caracas on board a rolled up newspaper and was captured by the crocodile made of lego. He then drank his lait de Lyonnaise which was warm and chucked reptile cheese all over the bedroom mirror. With the blue chaffinch helpless the unmistakeable sound of the forgotten potato reared its head and said "You're disturbing my oboe practice"
So there
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 9, 2004 17:41:56 GMT 1
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So there
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Post by Claret & Blue Army on Dec 9, 2004 17:50:34 GMT 1
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 9, 2004 20:28:01 GMT 1
So there So there So there So there
So there
me want a cookie
So there
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 9, 2004 21:03:52 GMT 1
does the cheese have to be from the super market? cause i'd of thought that cathedral city would taste the same where ever you buy it.  choc chips are not uncomfortable so there! |
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Post by Steph Cowley on Dec 9, 2004 21:19:30 GMT 1
Oh, well i didn't know they were stuck on with glue so there  So there |
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