Post by Rich on Mar 23, 2006 23:14:27 GMT 1
Once upon a time there was an ice hockey player named Theo Fleury, admired by kids all around the World. He was a national hero in his home country because of the part he played in helping them win an olympic gold medal.
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Due to him already being a hero in Canada he decided he wanted to spread the love of Theo Fleury across the pond so moved to Northern Ireland to play for Elite League side Belfast Giants. Little Theo as he was affectionly nicknamed by older family members during his youth touched down in Belfast expecting the whole population of the city to have formed a welcoming committie. However when he arrived he got off the plane and there were no fans anywhere, he asked a few people whether they were waiting for Theo Fleury but nobody had a clue what he was on about, one deaf old lady replied to his question with "no love I'm not in a hurry but I will be if I stand around chatting". Theo was deeply offended, afterall he was an ice hockey superstar loved by millions yet nobody had turned out to welcome him.
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A few weeks later Theo and his Belfast team mates came up against Elite League champions Coventry Blaze. Theo was really excited about this match. He thought to himself "Elite League champions, their fans must really know talent when they see it, they will spend the whole game chanting my name". However little did he realise that it took more than a reputation to impress Coventry Blaze fans. They stood in their seats throughout with their arms folded waiting to be impressed. When Theo didn't show the skill that he is known for some fans even began to whisper amongst themselves questioning whether or not this guy was so great and whether he had actually won an Olympic Gold Medal.
www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/content/images/2005/04/11/play_off_final_blaze_fans_470x380.jpg
Theo was shocked and disgusted afterall he was an ice hockey superstar, fans should never question anything he does.
Still seeking some respect he headed off to Basingstoke with his Belfast teammates for a game against the Elite League's Basement club Basingstoke Bison.
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As Belfast were top of the league and Basingstoke were bottom Theo expected the referee to give everything his way. However, despite the obvious difference in class between the two sides (one had an ice hockey superstar the other didn't) the referee still had the cheek to call a penalty against Belfast Giants. Theo was lost for words. He was an ice hockey superstar therefore anything him or his team do should be perfectly legal. By this point Theo was so angered that he just couldn't control his temper no more and decided to punish these people who were disrespecting him. First off he headed to Coventry where he decided that he would threaten to slip the throat of the first fan he saw. That fan happened to be a 10 year old boy. Due to the young lad being slightly taller than Theo he called his old mate Chris Jericho over just so there would be somebody to watch his back incase the 10 year old got aggressive. There was also a big bloke with a beard who popped along too just for the crack (no pun intended).
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After sending out a message to the Blaze fans not to mess with an ice hockey superstar he headed back to Basingstoke with his mini hockey set that his mummy had brought him for Christmas. Still on the rampage he used this to attack the referee that had darred to give a penalty against his team. He used his mini stick to fire a mini puck at him. Now the Elite League were under immense preasure to punish Theo for being such a naughty boy but were unable to as there is an unwritten rule in British ice hockey that you can't punish ice hockey superstars. There was only one thing for it, they had to hire the A-Team.
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The A-Team were all well up for the challenge, however when B.A Baracus learn't that Theo had threatend a child he told the rest of the team that he would sort the fool out on his own. He was so determined that Hannibal didn't even need to spike his milk to get him onto an areoplane to the UK
www.legendarytv.com/the_a-team/images/mrt_BA.jpg
After finding out that the Elite League had hired the A-Team, Theo's loyal friend Chris Jericho decided he didn't like Theo that much afterall and headed home to Canada.
www.softcom.net/users/abingham/jericho.jpg
As for the big bloke with the beard nobody ever saw him again. Rumour has it he became a she although thats a different story.
So it came down to just two of them, B.A Baracus and our favourite ice hockey superstar Theo Fleury. As the two came face to face in a showdown screened on UK Television one Saturday tea time, Theo pointed out to BA that he was indeed an ice hockey superstar so was therefore invincible. However BA gave him a funny look and replied with "Quit the jibba jabba Fool, you even crazier than Murdoch". At that he grabbed Theo Fleury and threw him all the way to the moon.
There was still one problem. Belfast Giants had lost their ice hockey superstar, their olympic gold medalist. The playoffs had started and they were a man short on their roster. However they did manage to find a replacement who was in many ways similar to Theo Fleury.
www.atlantisbonaire.com/images/bonaire/curious%20donkey.jpg
Thats the end of the story. All that was left was for Hannibal Smith, who was taking a much deserved vacation when all this was going on, to say:
"I Love It When A Plan Comes Together".
www.onlinesports.com/images/frp-16952.jpg
Due to him already being a hero in Canada he decided he wanted to spread the love of Theo Fleury across the pond so moved to Northern Ireland to play for Elite League side Belfast Giants. Little Theo as he was affectionly nicknamed by older family members during his youth touched down in Belfast expecting the whole population of the city to have formed a welcoming committie. However when he arrived he got off the plane and there were no fans anywhere, he asked a few people whether they were waiting for Theo Fleury but nobody had a clue what he was on about, one deaf old lady replied to his question with "no love I'm not in a hurry but I will be if I stand around chatting". Theo was deeply offended, afterall he was an ice hockey superstar loved by millions yet nobody had turned out to welcome him.
www.belfastairport.com/Uploads/gfx/290.jpg
A few weeks later Theo and his Belfast team mates came up against Elite League champions Coventry Blaze. Theo was really excited about this match. He thought to himself "Elite League champions, their fans must really know talent when they see it, they will spend the whole game chanting my name". However little did he realise that it took more than a reputation to impress Coventry Blaze fans. They stood in their seats throughout with their arms folded waiting to be impressed. When Theo didn't show the skill that he is known for some fans even began to whisper amongst themselves questioning whether or not this guy was so great and whether he had actually won an Olympic Gold Medal.
www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/content/images/2005/04/11/play_off_final_blaze_fans_470x380.jpg
Theo was shocked and disgusted afterall he was an ice hockey superstar, fans should never question anything he does.
Still seeking some respect he headed off to Basingstoke with his Belfast teammates for a game against the Elite League's Basement club Basingstoke Bison.
www.basingstoke.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/4B657258-CC6A-4318-AE17-E5A6D52A588E/0/graffiti_removal_page_pic.jpg
As Belfast were top of the league and Basingstoke were bottom Theo expected the referee to give everything his way. However, despite the obvious difference in class between the two sides (one had an ice hockey superstar the other didn't) the referee still had the cheek to call a penalty against Belfast Giants. Theo was lost for words. He was an ice hockey superstar therefore anything him or his team do should be perfectly legal. By this point Theo was so angered that he just couldn't control his temper no more and decided to punish these people who were disrespecting him. First off he headed to Coventry where he decided that he would threaten to slip the throat of the first fan he saw. That fan happened to be a 10 year old boy. Due to the young lad being slightly taller than Theo he called his old mate Chris Jericho over just so there would be somebody to watch his back incase the 10 year old got aggressive. There was also a big bloke with a beard who popped along too just for the crack (no pun intended).
www.newyorkrangers.com/galleries/images/superskate_gearing/fleurymccarthy.jpg
After sending out a message to the Blaze fans not to mess with an ice hockey superstar he headed back to Basingstoke with his mini hockey set that his mummy had brought him for Christmas. Still on the rampage he used this to attack the referee that had darred to give a penalty against his team. He used his mini stick to fire a mini puck at him. Now the Elite League were under immense preasure to punish Theo for being such a naughty boy but were unable to as there is an unwritten rule in British ice hockey that you can't punish ice hockey superstars. There was only one thing for it, they had to hire the A-Team.
www.ateamshrine.co.uk/gallery/pub4.jpg
The A-Team were all well up for the challenge, however when B.A Baracus learn't that Theo had threatend a child he told the rest of the team that he would sort the fool out on his own. He was so determined that Hannibal didn't even need to spike his milk to get him onto an areoplane to the UK
www.legendarytv.com/the_a-team/images/mrt_BA.jpg
After finding out that the Elite League had hired the A-Team, Theo's loyal friend Chris Jericho decided he didn't like Theo that much afterall and headed home to Canada.
www.softcom.net/users/abingham/jericho.jpg
As for the big bloke with the beard nobody ever saw him again. Rumour has it he became a she although thats a different story.
So it came down to just two of them, B.A Baracus and our favourite ice hockey superstar Theo Fleury. As the two came face to face in a showdown screened on UK Television one Saturday tea time, Theo pointed out to BA that he was indeed an ice hockey superstar so was therefore invincible. However BA gave him a funny look and replied with "Quit the jibba jabba Fool, you even crazier than Murdoch". At that he grabbed Theo Fleury and threw him all the way to the moon.
There was still one problem. Belfast Giants had lost their ice hockey superstar, their olympic gold medalist. The playoffs had started and they were a man short on their roster. However they did manage to find a replacement who was in many ways similar to Theo Fleury.
www.atlantisbonaire.com/images/bonaire/curious%20donkey.jpg
Thats the end of the story. All that was left was for Hannibal Smith, who was taking a much deserved vacation when all this was going on, to say:
"I Love It When A Plan Comes Together".
lets not try to be smart 